Wacky and Silly

Under my contest winner's, Talia's, request, this will be a wacky and Silly post.
Here I go...

"Ohmagawd, Alicia! I ah-dore you outfit today!" Massie exclaimed.
"You do? I don't think I look very pretty in it..." Alicia was cut off.
"Shut up, Ah-li-sha! I have something much more important to say!" Claire practically yelled. Massie once-overed the Alpha's outfit, feeling envy ooze into of her. How did Claire always do everything perfectly?
"The Briarwood boys are coming to my Christmas party this year, so we all need to look ah-mazing" Claire declared, her voice booming with confidence.
"Yay! Who wants to go to go on a shopping spree for outfits after school tomarrow on me? I can skip studying." Kristen squeeked, fanning out her six credit cards.
Massie was about to blurt "of course!" but held back for a few seconds. She didn't want to sound poor in front of Claire.
"Whatevs" Massie said, trying to sound cool and collected, secretly reaching for her bag of M&Ms.
"Ew!" Get those sugar-coated germs ah-way from me! Not that it's very hard to keep up my fab-u-lous size 1 figure." Dylan sqirmed when she saw the M&Ms. Massie quickly shoved the treats back in her bag before Claire could see.


Can anybody figure out what's so silly about it? Even though you probably already know, I wrote an excerpt of all the PC members acting the oppisite of the real them. I wrote it on the spot, so sorry it's kind of confusing and bad. Hope you enjoy it!